Lazlar Lyricon II: Sunday 24 May 1998
   

Morning

The morning began with the hotel throwing lots of us out of breakfast for wearing dressing gowns and continued with David U and Wag talking about towels. The auction ran for two hours and there was still tat high quality merchandise left over. Simo did a remarkable job of selling things and Amyl did a remarkably poor job of coping with a hangover.

Meanwhile, outside, Squaddie was winning an understaffed game of Blerontinian Football. Liam and Nina reviewed The Big Bang Theory, Eccentrica's best seller and Vogon Guard Training took place.

Resistance is useless

The Rev Jim de Liscard proved His non-existence using Oolon Colluphid's best selling Well That About Wraps It Up For God or was it the Bible?

Ultra Cricket, Space Battle, Mike Cule's quiz took us through to 5pm when the Frogstar Robot Wars erupted. Billed as "not as exciting as on TV but similar", it proved to be every bit as exciting, with an inanimate object on four pieces of string taking out all the radiocontrolled and motor-powered robots until a pair of scissors was used on it.

Afternoon

Sunday at 6pm was about the time that Bop Ad was talking about when he first referred to "The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul" so that was when we held The Long Dark Tea Tasting of the Soul. Jim and Meike provided different teas to Judge for quality and guess the type of while Amyl shouted at hotel staff for providing the boiling water late. Flick ran a corset wearing workshop and we discovered that Jim has almost no internal organs at all, Just a spine between his chest and hips.

Evening

Sunday evening saw us enjoy Milliways, billed as "An evening of entertainment and Simo" Highlights included: THE Slartibart FAST SHOW (which was nice), Disaster Area air guitar contest (won by Nina who was entering everything and winning a lot), Simo's Legendary Death Star Sketch and stand up comedy from various people including James Bacon, Assaf, and Douglas Spencer who was the star of the show.

What jokes did they tell?

Well most of the Jokes can be boiled down to: "There were three explorers called Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Welshman, umbongo!" But Squaddie did tell one about Pyro, Tigger and a long tongued frog.

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